Recently I was asked to read a book during the lunch recess, in Japanese. I was fine with this, since it was an easy book, and wouldn’t really trip me up or make me look stupid.
The book was basically different animal noises in different countries. I substituted America for England, I just couldn’t shed my jingoistic pride. Everything went well enough and the kids seemed to enjoy it. After the reading, I was attacked by children. This form of group attack is very typical, I’m generally always have at least one of them hanging off of my limbs.